What The Ad Says

What The Ad Means

Cozy

Small

Short Sale

The “Gone With the Wind & War & Peace of Real Estate Sales”

“Approved Sale”

See “Short Sale” only add “Abridged”

Needs “TLC”

Bring Your Bulldozer

Move In Ready

That’s What The Termites Said.

Amazing View

The Neighbor Doesn’t Believe In Closing The Curtains

Mrs. Clean Lives Here

With About 250 Cats

Private Location

Don’t Stop if Your Hear Banjos

Convenient To Everything

Interstate Noise

Lots Of Light

Coming Through The Holes In The Roof

As Is

Say A Prayer

Showplace

Recently Featured On “Cops”

Must See

To Believe. People Really Live Like This?

Breath Taking

Smells Like A Wet Dog Just Went Potty In Pretty Much Every Room In The House